X-ecuter.....I'm thinking about ordering a few of the new ones for my buddies but i will wait for feedback from the scene first......And since this is a comedy topic.........one that you may have not heard or have forgotten......
PART TIME ENEMIES
An American and a Canadian are sitting together on a plane. After takeoff the Canadian leans back, takes his shoes off, and begins to relax. The American, who's penned in at the window, says,"sorry to trouble you, but our call light is broken. Could you get me a beer?"
"No problem," says the Candian. As he walks toward the galley, the American quickly bends down and spits in the guy's shoes. The Candian returns with the beer and settles back into his seat.
Upon landing the Canadian puts on his shoes and immediately realizes what has happened. "Ah, Hell. Why must it be this way? he asks the American. "This constant fighting between out nations, this animosity, this spitting in shoes and pissing in beers..."
Maxim --July 2002 (Shakira)