QUOTE(adfinder23 @ Nov 1 2005, 04:06 AM)
3. Don't ask me how, but I woke up on a UFO. Apparently, I had taken some alien utensil and stuck it in my anus as well. Man was I embarassed. They looked pretty mad that I had soiled their spoon, and on top of that I had to ask for a ride home. The next morning I awoke in my bed 47 minutes younger then when I had gone to bed, with farts that sounded like blowing out of a garden hose.